As a joke, in case you are really paranoic about error handling, you might end up with this :-)

    int written = printf("Got here");

    if (written != sizeof("Got here") - 1) {
        written = fprintf(stderr, "Could not print my sacred message\n");

        if (written != sizeof("Could not print my sacred message\n") - 1) {
            exit(I_DONT_KNOW_WTF_IS_HAPENNING_HERE);
        }
    }