"This needs me to: ..nmap...ssh...etc".
I'm too lazy to do this so I would script it ;)
But when I'm able to script (i.e. when I'm fully awake), it's in my best interests that I don't write that script, so I don't. And if I'm able to write that script in my sleep ... well, I've lost then (but also, in a way, won!) :P