When the Unix load average was added to Unix
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Or perhaps: my reported uptime is guaranteed to be longer than any Unix system's. :-)
https://utcc.utoronto.ca/~cks/space/blog/unix/LoadAverageMea...
You could poll that ever so often and log the results to a database if you actually cared; but the act of measuring changes the results...
When you're in top, what's the top process?
top!
"Hey man, good news, I've found the problem!
I'm the problem!!
Who would've thought that?!
Don't run me!"