Money Interpreted as an IOU
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There's another way to go down that list, and it's risk for monetary instruments. Cash is always at the top, with government bonds lower than that. Bank deposits like CD are lower and a bit riskier. At the bottom, you have things like sketchy companies issuing bonds with 20% interest, or vague promises from a founder that "this 1% equity will be worth 1% of a billion dollars!". Sounds better than cash, but definitely risky.
Anything that doesn't fit somewhere one that curve doesn't exist. Your IOU doesn't get me more money, and I incur a bunch more risk. Since nobody wants that, you don't see it unless it shows up on the price / risk curve somewhere sane.