Then after someone does the work, then they can't assign the MR because of glitchy privs!
If anyone is reading this at gitlab, please don't take this personally. I wouldn't leave gitlab, I just need the core 80% of the functionality to work flawlessly, and my upgrades to work without half of my team moaning at me for having faith that this upgrade will be the gold edition we need.
Also like most people that I've spoken to, we're not interested in gitlab-ci at all (we already have a ton of buildscripts in jenkins). If we didn't like jenkins we'd be using stash/bamboo right now.