The "ready by Monday" part is apparently the author's vague way of saying, "picture a job that is ideal in every way except that they won't give you any time to train or otherwise come up to speed on new skills or technology."

For me an ideal job is one where I get to learn some new things, not just plug away at stuff I'm already really good at. An ideal job needs to stretch me a bit, allow me to grow and develop. Once the author explained what was meant by "ready by Monday" I couldn't really come up with an ideal job. A good one, but not an ideal one.