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I like it - the metagame is basically a distributed prisoners dilemma around notional future value. You should call the game 'blockchain'

(Actually, I just realized that a far more accurate analogy arises if you were to call the game 'CDO'. Now I'm depressed.)

I see you're ready for post-scarcity economics: http://www.smbc-comics.com/?id=2834

Schrödinger's Board Game?

"It's the most amazing board game ever yet the most useless one at the same time, depends who opens the box and observes it. In one of the infinite universe, there's one where a hot blonde female android will appear out of the box eager to please."

Yes, but as soon as someone opens his to find the content, you'll know that your copy isn't valuable even if you kept it shrink wrapped...

Maybe tsumigomi (gomi means garbage, so that'd imply a strong bias against collecting too many things), or perhaps tsumimono (stuff/things that stacks up)?