This yougurt has varieties made with whole milk, look for the red rings:
http://www.oikosyogurt.com/greek-yogurt/ It's available in e.g. Wal-Marts in flyover country, and it tastes
very good. Lots of sugar, of course, but also the fat. I think I recall some unsweetened yogurt, but non-fat, so it's like the descriptions I like of 1 and 2% milk: the first is water with one white crayon briefly dipped into it, the 2nd gets two crayons ^_^. But whole milk is plenty available.
Hmmm, over here isn't not hard to buy stuff with "healthy" amounts of fat, but, yeah, sugar abounds.
Ah, but the bacon counterrevolution is a wonderful thing ... although my favorite is Oscar Meyer, which is "sugar cured"; well, after salt, and officially ends up with 0 carbohydrates (i.e. below the reporting threshold).
So not all is lost!