Hrm. I'm not looking, but I like reading these things. Regarding "Objective, seriously? It's not 1992 anymore", I've always put an objective on my resume. Typically something short and sweet, like "seeking a senior software engineering position solving challenging systems problems" or whatever. Is that not useful? I wouldn't want someone to read beyond the first couple lines of my resume if they're looking for a web developer or a finance manager.