Everyone's unfair favorite is "V97.33XD: Sucked into jet engine, subsequent encounter."
Unfair because that doesn't mean you were stupid enough to do that twice, but had to see a doctor after the first visit.
"W55.41XA: Bitten by pig, initial encounter" is OK, it happens. But "W61.62XD: Struck by duck, subsequent encounter." WTF??? I'm from a hunting family, and I've never heard of smallish birds like ducks harming people in this way. Ditto "W61.12XA: Struck by macaw, initial encounter" and "W59.22XA: Struck By Turtle" (now, being bitten by a big snapping turtle is horrific, but being struck by any turtle???).
But this remains the most bizarre of all I've heard: "V91.07XD: Burn due to water-skis on fire, subsequent encounter."
OK, at least we can laugh about ICD-10. For now.