"Employee: We’re going to reduce our CPU usage on our servers by 80%, so practically, users will just see this as a faster site. Pages will load in one fifth of the time that they used to."

With gems like that, one can't help but deduce that, if anonymous employee IS a Stanford grad, Stanford is the best CS department in the world. I mean, they seem to have invented the zero-latency, infinite bandwidth internet, where all network operations are CPU bound!

The average Stanford Kid is about the same as the average MIT kid is about the same as the average CMU kid. The most brilliant Ohio State kid is likely about as smart as the most brilliant MIT kid.

[Edited to be less snarky :)]