https://github.com/docker/dockercraft/issues/3 is a wonderful bug report.
"Not enough bricks to establish connection to db container"
"Firewall daemon in container shuts off at night then comes back on automatically at day"
...yea
"Reduced maximum amount of feathers you can get from hitting dead birds with rocks"
"Fixed a bug where robots would spawn underneath the piano."
"Rodent men have no skin"