I wrote a screenplay for a Prozac commercial.

    INT. BEDROOM - NIGHT
      FADE IN ON: Supremely apathetic insomnia-afflicted MAN fantasizing
      about putting a revolver to his head.

                      NARRATOR (V.O.)
                (speaking at breakneck pace)
        Side effects may include suicidal thoughts...

      CUT TO BLACK as gunshot is heard. MOONLIGHT SONATA begins to play.

      SUPER: Prozac - Because you deserve to be happy.