Summary of first page:
* Woman encounters a problem.
* She reacts angrily instead of intelligently.
* She is surprised when the problem gets worse instead of better.
* Yelp is bad.
* Woman encounters a problem.
* She reacts angrily instead of intelligently.
* She is surprised when the problem gets worse instead of better.
* Yelp is bad.
Yelp may not be bad all the time, but it certainly hurts people in some cases, and appears to have extortionate sales practices.