Derek Sivers: There are always more than two options
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I would _really_ recommend not doing this. Anything you do using employer resources is employer property and can cause major headaches for you down the road.
The risks with going to NZ and becoming a tour guide are much more obvious.
That is why that option is particularly pernicious.
(I immediately remembered this quote and tried to track down its source; I'm not sure if he's the original source, and he's not where I heard it from.)
I just remembered where I originally found that quote: I read it in Manage It!, published by The Pragmatic Programmers, citing The Secrets of Consulting by Gerald Weinberg.
It must have been something I heard years ago and it's been sitting in my head so long I thought it was mine.
It happens. That effect even has a name. It's called Cryptomnesia. :-)
I don't really believe that - he's one of the best people I've had (albeit limited) correspondence with. There really ARE more than two options. Your point is well-made :)