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Now I just need a "how to get a friend" feature added then I'll be able to use the app.

Add a friend called "stranger" and keep increasing interactions with them.

Not sure how tongue-in-cheek this comment was (if at all) but your suggestion is actually a really neat way of reframing interactions with strangers.

Thanks for making me rethink how I interact with the world.

I thought we are not supposed to talk to strangers?