The weak DOM API not JS was what plagued the early web period from 2000 - 2005.
(I too am old enough to remember the internet before the web. You really had to work hard to goof off at work when all you had was nntp, archie and gopher.)
And I still miss the spinning globe.
Nonsense, I could goof off quite easily with nntp :)
Here's a whole list just for click, which is probably the most standardized event handler, and doesn't even go back before the IE5.5 era: