Losing such a collection of salted hashes does not render one "royally screwed." Those hashes (or HMACs) are still cryptographically secure, which means it's computationally infeasible to find a first preimage provided the password doesn't suck. You seem to think (or are at least implying) that bcrypt is impervious to standard iterative bruteforce attacks, but that's just not the case. Much like PBKDF2, and other iterative hashing techniques, bcrypt is more resistant, but still "vulnerable" to such an "attack." bcrypt's main advantage over other iterative techniques, in my opinion, is the 4KiB of s-boxes used by Blowfish.