"Do you want some free money? That would be great. All you need is a venture capitalist or an angel investor to swoop the fuck down and make you rich with a $3,000,000 cash injection. You can blow the money on X-box consoles, office perks and supporting a burn-rate that would make Emperor Nero’s pyromania look harmless."
The opening strawman weakens the essay because it is unthoughtful compared to what follows. It's just a rant and the rest isn't.