It seems crazy that stochastic optimization written by a couple of grad students is better than 30 years of the very best programmers writing optimizing compilers by hand.
Take something like Inria's certified C compiler, then run STOKE (with loop optimizations available) and you've got a provably correct optimizing compiler that's as fast or faster than GCC, Clang, VS, and Intel but without the compilation bugs.
Really cool stuff.