Some of the screenshots have dates in them

>Did you do this or you just had screens lying around?

:)

>Can you recommend any cloud provider that is half sane?

Cloud providers suck. But I suppose google, softlayer and rackspace might suck a little less. But why not run on metal? It's cheaper and more secure.

Trust me, your local FBI field office wouldn't fare any better.

This did not require multiple attempts. The employees believed everything they were told and both remained on the calls for as long as they were asked to, demonstrating utter lack of training.