What to do before quitting your dev job?

You must not know very much about git.

https://gist.github.com/aras-p/6224951 way more fun. IIRC there is something similar in python changing == to random yes/no. that's pure evil

Set the work iPhone's clock to 1/1/1970?

You'll end up wearing orange and state issued jewellery.

funny idea but not at all how git works lol