A dog.
Just, whatever you do, do NOT let some crazy internet-connected service, like XFinity Home hook up to it. All of your reliability goes out the window the second they hook up their stupid takeover devices.
But consumer electronics are generally insecure: garage doors, baby monitors, electronic door locks, even cars historically.
They all ultimately rely on security through obscurity because convenience sells. Nobody wants their garage to lock them out because the clocks got misaligned, or firmware update the clicker because the encryption protocol from the 1990s is trivially broken.
Frequency hopping would be more common, but many consumer electronics only utilise two frequencies because that is all that is allocated. So that is out. And while they could use fixed key encryption (e.g. serial number), it doesn't defend against a replay attack (and if defence is added, like a counter, it can break the system in a number of fun ways (e.g. batteries running out, signals being lost, cross-device interference, etc)).
Ta-da! A custom alarm system that doesnt suck.
You now have 99% of the security offered by an alarm system, go buy an ADT yard sign from Amazon and you have 99.9%
The utility of calling cops is vastly over-rated in most parts of the United States due to police response times being slow.
No, I had never had any false alarms prior to this one. I live in a moderately sized suburb, not Detroit.