> We fucked up the front door, but we totally won't fuck up the back door.
This is the most apt summary of this whole situation. I expect to see a family-friendly version of this phrase in the media over the coming days.
And we can totally be trusted not to share your house keys with anyone.
Indeed. The best way to not have information stolen is to not have it, and particularly not have with someone proven to be incapable of security. http://www.softwar.net/stupid.html