Seconded about a bidet. They sell kinds that install under the toilet seat of any toilet (i.e. you don't need a special toilet).
You need just a bit of paper after to dry yourself and that's it. No wiping.
You need just a bit of paper after to dry yourself and that's it. No wiping.
Wiping is barbaric! Your bottom begs for salvation
LOL
It's funny but I really do fee this way when I use regular toilet paper. You're just smearing poop all around! It's sick!
There are other similar ones for even less.