"It reads like papers often do when they are written in LaTeX. Reject."
Would be hilarious if it weren't so true.
I had a student once who was 'encouraged to resubmit after having the manuscript checked for language by a native speaker'. Except that he was British and just happened to be working at a Spanish university for a local project. LOL. He's a very clear writer too, certainly top 10% in clarity of scientific writing. It just shows that it's a crap shoot to get your papers accepted.