Thank you for your service! I would pay for a TLDRAAS.
We have been using traditional two-socket servers for more than five server generations now at Facebook.
Because our web servers are heavily compute-bound and don't require much memory capacity, the two-socket servers we had in production had several limitations.
Mono Lake is the server embodiment of Xeon-D and the building block for our SOC-based server designs.
A wiki-style service for TL;DRs could work too.