In business, it is less of an issue because business doesn't need to be fair to the same standard of law. There are still certain laws and protect groups and such, but the bar is still much lower than in law. The complaint of unfairness can be valid, but also pointless.
So, it's more like a cop pulling you over even though you weren't speeding.
The bottom line is that Amazon can deem it acceptable to allow behavior one day, and change it's mind the next. If you systematically rely on your partner's humor, you're doing something wrong.
Amazon might be dicks, but not to the extent that PriceZombie is foolish.
(I get the sense we're saying the same thing, though :) )
I agree you're better off trying a different tack with the ticket troll, I'm just saying it's not wrong.