Unlocked iphone worthless after f.B.I. Spills glass of water on it

“one of the biggest embarrassments in F.B.I. history,” - Rightly so..after all the fracas they created

Oops...this is not real news - humor apparently

Wait - I think this is a joke. Please remove this as it can be misunderstood

Note: this is in the humor section of the Newyorker.

haha, back to court to sue apple for not making their phones water proof!

Funny bit of satire!