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"'Washing the fruit' just means running it under the tap for a few seconds, like how you wash your hands when you think no one is watching."

Mark Pilgrim is pure comedic power.

Coincidentally, the first step is to go shopping.

That post still gets 1500+ hits a month from people searching for variations of "fruit salad recipe." I get at least 1 email a month from random strangers who appreciated getting more than just a recipe. :)