College student here. I wish I could relate. My CS course exams in which you must write code..with a pen..on paper made me hate writing even more.
Lots of people complain about it but I never had an issue with it. Two reasons why: 1) typically the amount of code is really small and the exercises are very easy anyway 2) I've been writing (pseudo) code on pen and paper since I was a kid (and I still do!) and I find that to be a valuable tool.
Ditto for whiteboard coding in interviews, as long as we're talking about small toy problems, I have no problems doing it on the board.