The wiki article says nothing like what you said, and don't get pissy with me, crackpot.
Seriously, try reading.
http://www.mayoclinic.org/first-aid/first-aid-choking/basics...
Now go invent a 'perpetual motion machine' or sight a UFO and leave me alone.
Much harder to argue against a well-reasoned response than personal attacks.
And have you actually read over his site? No offense, but my time isn't significantly less valuable than yours, so if you want to spend that kind of time, be my guest.