I feel bad about it.

Specifically: I feel bad that I didn't come up with it. It was funny!

Instead, I ended up subjecting someone else to the shitstorm you and Nadim briefly generated. Just weeks ago, you were on HN --- unbidden! --- to inform everyone that I'd been "joking about Nadim's penis". You two deserve each other.

I'm going to bow out of this part of the thread before we start litigating a different monster in the security/privacy community.