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Look, I was told that I wouldn't be automated out of my job for at least the next five years. Can't they start with Java?

Java is so verbose, any character-based network will probably get sidetracked before finishing a function declaration...

...thereby becoming indistinguishable from the average Java developer

You can never fire the AI because without it the whole place would burn down and nobody else understands how the code works.