Right, include Javascript (or heck, just a bunch of images of different sizes) that open requests in Morse code. Long request, long request, short request, long request...
Or, my favorite, the binary search (assuming you control the server / the network in front of the server / some exit nodes, and can monitor the traffic of your targeted user): have sites that cause transmissions for some time (long running JS / requests, or just a lot of content the user interacts with). Freeze 50% of the servers connections. Is the user still connecting? Then s/he is in the 50%. If not, in the other. Repeat until the is user matched to activity on the server.