Close Chrome Porn Mode Windows 5 minutes after videos are done playing

Okay so here's the situation: You're a 16 year old kid using Google Chrome in porn mode, right, because you have a nosy Mom or irritating little sister or, maybe you're a nerd like me with a girlfriend who you don't want to know that you're into pixilated Japanese midgets rocking out on the Sybian machine. Or whatever your sick, dirty fetish is. And once you're done, you're all tired and shit, so maybe you wipe up with your sock, or maybe you don't -- We're each and every one of us an individual snowflake, with his or her own style, right? -- But then you fall asleep and forget to push the laptop over to the side of the couch/bed/desk. And then you wake up. And you walk over to the bathroom to grind out a big nasty. Or whatever, right? But while you're doing a check-wipe after the big nasty, your girlfriend/sister/Mom -- who is policing up your dirty socks/using your computer to check the BART schedule/Buying a My Little Pony on Amazon/Whatever -- sees Ron Jeremy squealing like a clubbed baby seal, and she's like: "Why is Ron Jeremy squealing like a clubbed baby seal on your computer, young man!?!" Or words to that effect. Highly embarrassing.

So what I'm thinking is it would be awesome to have an extension for Chrome that allows you to set porn mode to turn off after ten minutes of non-use. Or, say, 5 minutes after any video stops playing. The windows just close, sua sponte, and then it automagically switches back to regular browsing mode with your regular home page.

Hook a nerd up.

I'd pay $10 via paypal money to whoever builds me that extension.

Namaste.