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Hi - Here it is https://www.linkedin.com/in/alkrauss48

While I got recruited about 10 months ago, all the information should be the same (besides a new job).

If you are on LinkedIn and have not been contacted by recruiters, I would suggest that you go ahead and get that face tattoo removed, then replace that profile picture of you committing several capital crimes at once with a boring headshot (the photographic kind) of yourself in business attire.

Statistically speaking, after the first week or so, you should have at least been pinged by a bot or two.

Perhaps your profile should explicitly say that you are a live human with a pulse?

The only plausible way for this to happen is for you to check all the "privacy" buttons in the settings, so that no recruiters can find you. Otherwise you should expect to receive a lot of recruiter spam.