sorry forgot i wasn't in 4chan and made a "thought" quote like we do in /b/
Hey newfriend, let me remind you of rule #1 and especially rule #2.
Those "rules" came from Gaia Online, not 4chan. They didn't want anyone talking about /b/. Some anon adopted them, if mainly for Rules 34 and 35, and the fact that all /i/nvasion threads were compatible with the first two rules (all raids were credited to eBaumsWorld).