Hacker News Reader

Scala. (Which is why I use it)

01000010 01101001 01101110 01100001 01110010 01111001 00111111 00001101 00001010?

Binary?

1

You had me until the CR LF, but clearly the true hacker's choice is just the LF. <ducks>

10010 10202 11020 11002 10121 11020 11111 01020 00101

IMHO Ruby is a good candidate.