If you're running OpenBSD, likely you're running it for the features it provides (security and code correctness)

If you want to run Linux apps, run them on your Linux box and use your OpenBSD machine to firewall it off

If your priority is to run Linux binaries under OpenBSD, you could improve the support, perhaps even implement 64-bit emulation. But since you didn't do that, and nobody else wanted to, the unused crap was removed instead. Imagine that???

Only the "Goodbye" song is sung by Theo de Raadt.

How dare they remove the code for a "feature" that hasn't worked in several years! The horror!