GNU “will begin to add per-use fees” $150M investment

<buzzkill> This is from the 2015 Stupid Shit No One Needs & Terrible Ideas hackathon. It's the press release for GNU pricing: a wrapper around ls, grep, etc, that "charges" you whenever you run a GNU command line tool.

You can check out the source for GNU pricing here: https://github.com/diafygi/gnu-pricing

And other projects from Stupid [...] Hackathon here: http://www.stupidhackathon.com/ </buzzkill>