It always made me nervous when the class goofballs turned the horns on other people so you could feel the microwaves.
Goofball 1: 'accidentally' radiates goofball 2 Goofball 2: What? What are you doing? Oh, I'll show you - just watch me increase the power on this baby...
It turns out your testicles and eyes are a bad place to receive microwaves.
I submit to anyone thinking of attempting this: you are probably going to get the power calculations wrong and cooking human cells is not fun at all.
However, this stuff is very likely to be safe at cellphone usage levels.
Your confidence and shortsightedness are astounding.
Do you not see that ~40 years ago scientists were saying exactly the same thing, with exactly the same conviction about Asbestos, Lead, DDT, etc.
We don't know what we don't know, but at least we should admit it.