Or avoid expensive, uncooperative, proprietary SQL vendors. I'll keep pretending and stick with sqlite and PLSQL.
SQL Server is in the top 3 best things to be published by Microsoft ever. (The other 2 are probably Excel and Flight Simulator)
There's a link to like about mssql, but a lot to hate too.
Especially as it's just a re-badged Sybase...
You know that was literally DECADES ago right?