The English regional press is brilliant for this sort of thing.

'Sudden appearance of white line in Evesham explained' [0]

'Evesham football club Chairman's says they would have been hit financial [sic] if stolen tractors were not recovered' [1]

'Man stole coffee and spanners from Poundland' [2]

'Former Pershore asparamancer makes her global predictions for 2016' [asparamancy: divination by throwing asparagus in the air] [3]

[0] http://www.eveshamjournal.co.uk/news/14128452.Sudden_appeara...

[1] http://www.eveshamjournal.co.uk/news/14793275.Chairman__39_s...

[2] http://www.eveshamjournal.co.uk/news/14790600.Man_stole_coff...

[3] http://www.eveshamjournal.co.uk/news/14196327.Former_Pershor...