Was really interested in reading this until.. "ditches the Escape key for a dedicated emoji bar".
So for each desk get a widget that takes a tb3/usb-c connection and connects to your mouse/monitor/keyboard.
Basically an instant dock. If you really hook up more than one device, travel light, AND need more than 10 hours a day buy a little usb hub.
I suspect over 95% of laptop use is either at a desk or requires less than 2 USB-C/tb3 ports.
Even today, I'm using two TB2 ports and one USB port (i.e. three ports on the computer) because: 1 x miniDP (no, most displays are not TB2 native and cannot daisy-chain with other TB devices), 1 x ethernet adapter (the Apple one cannot daisy-chain either), and USB hub for the rest.
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