This is really terrible. Since nobody's name is actually on it, I assume their marketing team wrote it.

I understand that Slack's valuation is based in part on the idea that they can convert large portions of the enterprise market, and that Microsoft has a pretty great track record of burning that market down. It makes sense that they'd want to write something to maintain their claim on the enterprise market.

But this piece can't decide who it's talking to, and so it's probably pretty cringe-y to everyone.