Also good luck with the param ordering of `array_map` compared to `array_filter` and `array_reduce`. Actually get use to the word array. Because in 2009 the PHP developers did not think array is a important data type that needs a short hand array() vs [], and all their function names `array_` shows this ugliness.
I would advice rather spend your time learning python or javascript. But I acknowledge PHP became a de facto standard with MediaWiki, WordPress, Facebook, dragging the broken language into the 21st century.
I would really like to talk about this constructively.
[petty]: https://gist.github.com/Morabaraba/3e93d7d21e16b6eb8266ee1cc...
ps. can you not edit your comment anymore... could you ever edit your comment?