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Five lines seems like much when you consider that one can write a concurrent (using threads) C webserver in 12...

Do you have a link to the 12 line server?

Considering C has the semicolon, you can probably write it in less than 5 because you can put almost anything on a single line.

Bash also has a semicolon. This script could be done in two lines. Or even one if you omit the shebang.

What if you remove the audio jack?