The worst thing about open source is that people can do stupid stuff with your software.

If you're going to create this abomination, at least do us all a favour and DON'T call it Python. Call it Retardython or something. I don't want to imagine people coming into the official support channels and claiming they are using "Python 2.8", then other people lecturing them about what that software really is, etc. Sounds like a horrible waste of time. (Source: I spend many hours a week helping fellow Python users.)