Engineer: Oh
SoftGooFace: You don't have to worry about employment ever after
Engineer: Oh
Soft: We are so powerful, we can dump unwanted OS upgrades on people Goo: We are so powerful, people are terrified of linking to other sites Face: We are so powerful, even heads of state better watch out before criticizing us
Engineer: Uh..
SoftGooFace: Every time someone makes a critical comment about your employer, you can look at your bank account and tell them to f-off
Engineer: Uh..
SoftGooFace: And we open source everything
Engineer: Oh, where do I sign up?